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Binchtopia

Dark Lesbidemia w/ Aliza Jay

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In honor of Pride Month, Binchtopia's lesbian correspondent Aliza joins Julia to open the loveline for exclusively sapphic dilemmas. Together, the girlies address lesbian horrors including falling for your D&D teammate, having a platonically shirtless sleepover with your bestie, and finding out the girl you're in love with has has a hideous back tattoo. Digressions include surviving the Subaru allegations, a new psychological diagnosis for boring people, and considering whether straight men have the capacity to yearn. 

This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette. 

To support the podcast on Patreon and access 50+ bonus episodes, mediasodes, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Binchotopia. We hope you enjoy your stay.

0:16.5

Hi everybody. Welcome back to Binchopia. I'm Julia Hava and I'm here with Jewish Eliza today.

0:21.4

I'm back. You're back and it's a lesbian day. Oh, happy day. It's time to be real lesbian

0:27.1

today. It's time to be extremely gay. Everybody put on your lesbian hat, put it on backwards and get

0:32.5

ready because this is lesbian's moment to shine. I mean, for me, I feel like every day is just like a lesbian moment to shine. But then like when I get to share it with you, it's like, it's just a very game. I mean, this is an episode in celebration of Pride Month. We've done Pride episodes before. But we've never focused specifically on the lesbian community. And this is why you guys should be part of the Patreon community because we said calling all lesbians and they came in hordes. They really came. They said, I clicked on this notification immediately and knew it was for me. When it's time for the lesbians to assemble, you will find out on Patreon. You will find out on Patreon. So this is like going to be a lesbian-specific love line. Sorry to anybody else who needed some help, but it's

1:11.6

Pride Month. So it's not your moment. You don't get to be helped during this month. You don't get to be helped during Pride Month. What do you think the vibe's going to be for this Pride Month? I don't know. Because my mind just goes to like Subaru, like you know how like Subaru and like Toyota and like all the like corporate sponsors of pride.

1:28.1

Wait, do you want to hear a true story?

1:29.6

Yeah.

1:30.0

So when I was in high school, how like Subaru and like Toyota and like all the like corporate sponsors of pride. Wait, do you want to

1:28.6

hear a true story? Yeah. So when I was in high school before I came out, my parents were like,

1:34.7

okay, we want to like get you and your sister a car to share so you can like drive it to school,

1:39.6

whatever. And they were like looking at cars to get and the car that they were like deciding on like had made the decision like, oh, here we're going to get a Subaru for Eliza and her sister. And one of my, she wasn't really my friend, but some girl's older sister was like overhearing them telling this to their adult friends. She was like, that's like a lesbian car. Like you can't get that car for your daughters.

2:01.9

Like that's like a gay car.

2:16.1

And they were like, oh my God, we absolutely can't get it. We can't get them the Subaru. We can't get them the gay car. And then like, you're like, I was gay. I was gay the whole time. They were worried it was going to make you gay. But you were already gay. I was already gay. Would the Subaru have made me more gay?

2:17.9

Would it have made me come out sooner? Would it have made you?

2:18.0

Yeah.

2:18.2

Would it have made you come out sooner to have a Subaru?

2:20.6

I mean, I'm like, gay, would the Subaru have made me gayer? Would it have made me come out sooner? Would it have made

2:17.7

you? Yeah, would it have made you come out sooner to have a Subaru? I mean, I'm like, would I have like known that? Like at the time, did I even know that there was that like connotation? Why is a Subaru a lesbian car? I don't know. It's just like you're in your Subaru and you're like driving to like go on a hike.

2:32.2

I feel like a Prius is a bisexual car.

2:34.8

A Prius is definitely a bisexual car.

2:36.4

A Subaru is just like, you know, there's like the like coexist bumper sticker on the back of your Subaru. Right. In the end, my parents actually were like, we're not going to get the Subaru because this 18 year old said that's a lesbian car. Like that's why. Have you ever talked about that with them?

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