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The Leo & Danny Show

Danny Is Attacked!

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:00.0

Leo, hello. I've got something so important to tell you. But before I do, audience, please

0:06.3

consider subscribing to our Patreon. You know what? Don't consider it. Just do it. Do it, man.

0:11.6

Because they get, they get pussy if they do it, right? Well, yes. You subscribe, you get a little bit

0:16.9

more into our brains. It equates to you getting more vagina.

0:21.1

And that's just the truth. That's just the simple truth. So please do it. You got to swap cash for hard assets. Yes. That's the only way to beat inflation. And there is no harder asset than pussy. No, dude. I realize that didn't make sense after I said. Because pussy's pretty soft, isn't it, Leo? Yeah, it is. You're swapping money for pussy on our Patreon.

0:39.3

Extra episode every week.

0:40.5

Yeah.

0:41.1

And... Oh, dude. I realized that didn't make sense after I said. Because pussy's pretty soft, isn't it, Leo? Yeah, it is. You're swapping money for pussy on our Patreon.

0:39.3

Extra episode every week.

0:40.5

Yeah.

0:41.1

And a lot of insight into our souls.

0:43.6

Yeah.

0:51.0

And that's what you guys are looking for. And thank you, Leo. That was beautiful. Thank you. With that being said, I actually don't have something really important to tell you. God damn.

0:51.4

That was all a fib to keep the audience on the hook.

0:54.2

What was it like taking all the kids down to the old San Diego comedy club there? I didn't know where you were going with that when you started that sentence. What was it like taking all the kids down to the old cellar? Mm-hmm. The San Diego comedy trip.

1:12.6

Yeah, that was a fucking disaster, dude.

1:12.9

Really?

1:14.1

It was a fucking disaster.

1:15.5

Well, I could have told you that, dude.

1:19.9

I mean, I would say, am I willing to guess that there were a couple culprits.

1:25.9

There were a couple culprits really at the, I don't know, at the head of the snake.

1:26.4

Who was it?

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