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Fitzdog Radio

Daniel Sloss - Episode 985

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss returns to talk football, getting heckled in TX and being naturally likeable.

Follow Daniel Sloss on Instagram @danielsloss

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Fitstog Radio. It's almost the holidays here. And did a lot of shopping online today.

0:18.9

Busted out my spirit airlines credit card. I get 60,000 free miles when I spend $1,000. Did that in about 22 minutes.

0:28.5

And what else what else is going on? Oh, at the comedy store last night, this was funny. I'm on stage and there's a woman.

0:42.1

And I say to her, where are you from? And she goes, uh, Texas. I go, that's ironic because you're the only one in the club wearing a mask right now.

0:50.8

And she goes, I've staged four cancer and I said, Oh, I said, I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

1:01.3

And then I just got a shovel and I slowly, slowly dug my way out of a very deep cancer. So I said, I said, you know, you could have said just cancer.

1:13.1

I could have said sick. I maybe even just I'm a little fluid. Could have gone with a little fluid. That's all.

1:23.1

And, uh, yeah, I didn't, I didn't feel bad because I guess, I guess that's just what you get.

1:31.6

You're coming to a comedy club with cancer and you sit in the front row. It's it may come, it may come up, especially when you volunteer it.

1:38.5

And then I get off stage and I'm in the back hallway and we're the comics congregate.

1:45.7

And I start talking to, uh, uh, a see Folly, who's a comic who I'm friends with.

1:54.1

And we're shooting the shit. I'm telling them about the cancer patient in the audience.

1:59.2

Uh, we're talking about white lotus, which I'll talk about later.

2:04.0

And I noticed that, um, Fahim on war is videotaping me and laughing.

2:09.6

And then I look at a man standing next to, uh, Fahim.

2:14.5

And it's actually, I say,

2:19.2

Ali and I had been talking to his brother who looks exactly like him.

2:24.3

And they were laughing because they realized that I thought it was him.

2:27.8

And so, um, that's me. That's me in the back hallway of the comedy store, not recognizing people.

2:34.8

People coming up, hey, man, how's it going? I go, hey, how's it going?

2:38.4

They go, you don't remember me? No, I do not.

2:40.8

Well, I featured for you six years ago in Minneapolis.

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