And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the playing week 59

in the Allison Rosen as you new best friend show. Tonight, Allison, welcome to guess.

He's a man so efficient, he uses one soap for his face, hair and body, and then he dashes

through the house naked and rolls around on the carpet until he's dry. It's hashtag out.

He's a producer and chef whose kitchen junk drawer contains batteries, junk tools, furniture straps, floor protectors, and velcro fasteners.

It's Jeff Fox. And she's a comedian whose love affair with armies got chick-fil-a so crazy, they're yawning at their mom for not making them a roast beef place.

Don't do that to yourself, chick-fil-a. There are still so many people out there who wouldn't want a soggy chicken sandwich with pickles on it, so many people. It's Jenna Kim Jones.

Kones on his here, and he's fully vaccinated, so now he can stay in his house all day because he wants to.

I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board, love bus, and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen.

Hello my little snicker doodle poodles. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, is your new best friend that pertains to you.

Hello my little snicker doodle poodles. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Tyler Furland.

And he said he's not sure if it's a real thing, but he wanted to say it out loud to get it out of his brain. And I just related to that feeling so intensely.

In fact, I don't like to start off the show on a crazy note. However, there was, I'm just going there though, there was one time where the word Nimitz was stuck in my head and I had to say Nimitz out loud.

I am hoping this is not just me or everyone. I know it's also Tyler, but anyway, I feel I've accidentally opened the door to fictional carbohydrates being submitted.

And that is not a direction I want to go. So if you're thinking, oh yeah, now I can just make them up. No, no, please send real ones.

But I do like the sound of snicker doodle poodles and I feel like I'm sure someone has made it. So anyway, sign up for my Patreon. You can submit carbohydrates.

You have just unfettered access to me. Daniel and I did a Zoom party this weekend, a listener whom I had never met before who's a professional saxophonist regaled us with some saxophoning.

I mean, I made him do it, but it was great. And I got to meet a lot of other people.

I mean, oh, and a new perk for the confidant level, you can text me and I'll text you back. I mean, all day, I'm just texting people and texting them back.

And it's super fun. Anyway, I'm very, very, very excited about this show. I am, oh, and I forgot to mention the other Patreon perk.

You can see the episode. You can all the people this episode that you're listening to, you can actually see it. The video of it. So I would like to say hello to my guests. So excited.

Jenna and Al, hello. Hello.

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