Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Baby Names and The Return of Fan Phone Call!)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's heating up which means Daniel and I are miserable. We are not summer people! For Alison, the heat triggers some specific memories. A listener calls from the ER where he may have a blood clot, but not a serious one. We have questions so we get him on the line. Also, the mom's group continues to be AWFUL. Plus another installment of Daniel's bespoke baby names, some kewl beanz discussion, an exploration of Daniel's ex and more voicemails!

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. Hi. Hello. Welcome to another episode of Alice.
0:03.3	Hey, no. Greg, what are you doing here? Hey, what do you mean? What
0:07.0	do you come from, Greg? I came from the world of childish and I just want to make sure
0:12.8	that your listeners know that you're just as wonderful on the on the other podcast you
0:17.3	do. What if they don't have kids? Don't eat them. You don't eat them. A lot of our
0:23.9	listeners actually tell us they don't have kids. We talk about sex. We talk about all sorts
0:27.9	of dirty stuff, but also parenting stuff. Yeah. So the checkout childish new episodes every
0:32.7	Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts.
1:02.7	Hey, everyone. Hi. Hello. Welcome to another episode of Alice and Rosen is your new
1:07.5	best friend sitting in my studio. It is Friday, late afternoon, slash early evening, and
1:13.4	it is hot as a mother fucker in Burbank. And it is putting me in the worst, most edgy mood.
1:21.2	I do not like the heat. If it were up to me, I would live somewhere where it's cold all
1:27.5	the time and it is never sunny. Also, my husband is here. Hello, Daniel. Same. I feel like
1:35.6	you seem a little edgy and prickly and that was a little edgy and prickly of you. But I
1:41.0	am edgy and prickly right now. Yeah. It started when I was blowing dry my hair earlier.
1:49.8	And I was standing there blowing about your hot air on yourself. Yes, but in front of
1:54.2	a fan. So I had the fan directed at the lower part of my body, the hot air on the upper
2:01.0	part of my body. And I had just a mustache of sweat forming on my upper lip. I had just
2:08.8	taken a shower and I hate that feeling of being clean and then sweating. And I was just
2:17.4	standing there sweating, looking at my, so I'm butt naked in front of the mirror, looking
2:27.5	at my feet, which haven't had a pedicure in 14 months. And I've stopped, like there's
2:34.5	no, I'm offering them no care. I mean, it's repulsive. They look like Frodo's feet from
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