What did you crash into? What crashed into you?

206, 803 Rock.

Hello, Don. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola.

Ola.

Yeah, I'm retired Navy, so I'll try to keep my mouth clean.

I was going to talk about the time when I was three when I crashed into a tree in my dad's car,

but I'm going to tell you about the time I crashed in the three state patrol cars when I was three when I crashed into a tree in my dad's car, but I'm going to tell you about the

time I crashed in the three state patrol cars. When I was 13, I stole my dad's car, went picked up a friend.

He brought a 30, 30 and a 12 gauge with him. We went 20 miles to go pick up some ammo, and his

cousin lived down a dirt road.

So I turned down a dirt road, and I noticed a car was found us, and it's two in the morning.

So I was like, well, pass by, we'll take a left and we'll come back.

Well, when I turned down the next road, there was a cop coming in every direction.

I just floored it in a 1980 Toronto diesel. So it's a big boat. We got to the

first intersection about three miles down the road. I turned to try to take a left slid right

through the front yard of the right in the state police post and ran into the three of their

parked cars. Oh. And you have guns in your car?

Yeah.

And you're 13.

Yeah, my mom ended up being friends with one of the cops that was chasing us.

And it was his first day on the job, and he said he was hiding underneath the dashboard when they were chasing us.

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