Daniel Has An Intruder
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Micah had the story at headlines. |
| 0:01.5 | A Cincinnati woman who's lived in her apartment for less than a month in a raccoon |
| 0:04.7 | has been using a hole in the roof to invade her home every day for over a week. |
| 0:10.8 | Alexis Hubbard said she first started hearing unusual noises in her ceiling. |
| 0:14.7 | On February 20th. |
| 0:17.0 | And on March 1st, she captured video of the intruding raccoon entering her apartment through a hole in the kitchen cupboard. |
| 0:24.5 | Why didn't you repair the hole? |
| 0:25.8 | She said the raccoon has since been entering her home every single day, often bringing in trash from outside and pooping on the floor in the living room. |
| 0:33.6 | She said the animal is apparently getting into the building through that hole in a roof and then working its way down. |
| 0:38.8 | She is especially concerned for her son who has cerebral palsy. |
| 0:42.1 | He can't walk. His main method of transportation is crawling. |
| 0:45.2 | He's not able to go around on his own at all because it's unsafe. |
| 0:49.6 | I don't know what kind of bio hazards are now on the floor. |
| 0:52.8 | She said the landlord did place a trap for the raccoon Thursday night, and authorities in |
| 0:56.7 | Virginia recently identified another raccoon as the perpetrator in a string of break-ins |
| 1:02.5 | at a strip mall in Hanover. |
| 1:04.4 | This is the same town. |
| 1:05.7 | Is it a break-in if it's a raccoon? |
| 1:07.4 | Where the raccoon was found passed out drunk on the bathroom floor at ABC Liquors. Same neighborhood. Same neighborhood for these raccoons. I'm kind of liking these raccoon. I like how the landlord says, you know what? I'm going to set a trap. I'd be like, how about patch the hole? Before the raccoon got drunk, it broke into the ABC Liquors. It had also broke into a neighboring karate studio and the DMV office. It broke into a karate studio. That's exactly right. Can't be too careful out there on the streets, Miles. Karate raccoon. Kung Fu raccoon. There's always one in every neighborhood. I'd go see that movie. Did you ever see Kung Fu Panda? No. I saw the first one. |
| 1:44.7 | Was it good? |
| 1:45.3 | This is Kung Fu Trash Panda. |
| 1:46.4 | This was a what? Yeah, Kung Fu Trash Panda. It was a while ago. I didn't hate it. I feel like Kung Fu Trash Panda is like a little more adult. It's a cartoon, but it's like rated R and he's drunk a lot. well yeah if it's based on this guy's life story yeah he's hammered and we call him trash panda not |
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