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The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

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🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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J-Si almost swallowed a fly.

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0:00.0	Worst date ever. Tell us about yours. 800-543-3548. Howdy, Julie? How are you? Doing excellent.
0:10.9	We got your message regarding your worst date ever and we want to hear all about it, Julie. What happened?
0:16.1	So it was actually a series of dates. I dated this guy for about three months. I was 20 and my sister had
0:23.2	actually hooked me up with him. She built a dating profile for me and he was as country as country
0:28.9	could be. Yeah, I had just moved to San Antonio from California and I thought I wanted a country boy.
0:36.2	Turns out that is like the farthest thing from what I want.
0:39.6	And I think that's maybe our third date.
0:43.0	My sister really wanted to meet him.
0:44.8	So we had found this event where you could watch a bunch of pilot TV shows and
0:51.6	read them and whatnot.
0:52.4	And we're having a really good time.
0:54.6	And they brought out this live band to sing about Viagra.
1:01.5	Like a commercial?
1:03.0	Yeah, it was like a live commercial.
1:05.8	It's with a real band, a mariachi band.
1:08.4	Shout out.
1:09.2	And then they passed out a survey to all the men asking about if they had, you know,
1:14.8	that issue.
1:15.8	And it was a very in-depth survey.
1:19.4	It was so humiliating, both for him and for us.
1:23.4	It was just so awkward.
1:26.0	Wow.
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