Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Summertime.

Less fun time given the circumstances.

Guest Baylif, Montibell Monti from 939, the River W. R. S. I. and Northampton, Massachusetts,

filling in for actual Baylif, Jesse Thorn.

This week, Dance Dance Resolution.

C. W. brings the case against his husband, Jeff.

The C. W. wants to dance with somebody.

He wants to feel the heat with somebody.

Yeah, he wants to dance with somebody

with somebody named Jeffery.

C. W. wishes that Jeff would get the party going on the dance floor.

See, because that's where the party's at, and Jeff will find out if he do that.

But Jeff don't feel like dancing, dancing, even if he finds nothing better to do,

and ask C. W. Why'd you break it down when he's not in the mood?

Even when they're alone at home.

Will Jeff save the last dance for C. W. or will C. W. be a dancein' with himself?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

Who's right?

And who's got two left feet?

Only one can decide.

Please jump to the left, and then step to the right, put your hands on your hips,

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