Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer is joined by Dana Carvey sitting in for Tom Segura on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Dana and Bert discuss Dana’s upbringing, his lesser known films, their mutual fear of flying, “Wayne’s World,” their health, Johnny Carson, luck and success, Winston Churchill and Hunter S. Thompson’s indulgent days and much more!

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0:00.0	If you order a bloody Mary, you're totally cool.
0:02.2	But if you order a Heineken at 7am, alcoholic.
0:05.9	Really?
0:06.6	Oh, yeah.
0:07.4	Out of the beer at 7am, I mean, a bloody Mary.
0:10.1	Well, it's a morning drink.
0:11.5	I'll have five mimosas.
0:13.1	He's not a big drinker.
0:14.7	Could I have half a bud?
0:16.1	Alcoholic?
0:17.3	100%.
0:23.3	Hey, guys.
0:23.8	Brand new episode of Two Bears, one cave.
0:25.3	Tom's at the doctor's getting his testosterone levels checked.
0:27.8	And they were off the really high and he started his testicles.
0:31.7	Shurvel back up.
0:32.7	So they're going to try to regulate them and keep them.
0:34.2	So he's on TRT.
0:35.7	Oh, he's on everything.
0:37.2	He's on, he is like, he is the most genetically engineered standup comedian.
0:42.1	So if you thought Joe Pisco Bocho gets you far, Tom's girl is taking it.
0:45.9	So Tom hides it.
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