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🗓️ 14 May 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:17.0 | Can't get enough of comedy legend Leslie Jones? Well, you're in luck because Leslie is guest hosting The Daily Show this week and you can listen to her episodes in the podcast, The Daily Show, Ears Edition. You'll also get highlights, extended interviews, and hilarious segments straight from the show. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the I Heart Radio Appel Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. |
0:27.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:31.0 | I hate that when I call a girl to ask her out, but then I get scared and pretend like I was calling about something else. |
0:40.0 | And I'm like, hey Julie, it's Dan Mintz. |
0:47.0 | I'm calling from Bank of America by a credit card. |
0:55.0 | I believe in the Native American philosophy that when you go hunting you should use every part of the animal you kill. |
1:10.0 | Like the other day I killed a polar bear. |
1:15.0 | I used the jawbone to make a knife and I used the rest of the animal to have sex whip. Oh! That was Dan Mintz. |
1:35.0 | Hello everybody. I am Tom De Carr with another episode of Stand Up with |
1:42.0 | Tom T Takar. |
1:43.0 | Hey, that's me. |
1:44.1 | And I'm psyched about the clips we got for you today. |
1:47.4 | That one I love. |
1:48.8 | It's like I said, it's Dan Mintz. |
1:50.1 | You may have recognized that voice because Dan plays Tina Belcher on Bob's |
1:57.2 | Berger is one of my favorite shows but a lot of people don't know he's also |
2:00.3 | one of the best one-liner joke writers of all time. He's so funny. |
2:05.0 | And I'm of course joined as always by the producer extraordinary. |
2:08.7 | Coach T. How are you, man? |
2:10.1 | I'm doing well. |
2:10.9 | How are you doing today, man? I'm pretty good. How are you doing today man? I'm pretty good. I you know I go up and down. I've been |
2:17.1 | struggling here and there. This week I've been really having a tough time with not doing |
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