Now we've all had a lot of fun here today kids but it is Super Bowl weekend.

No more fun.

We are here in Minnesota.

The Super Bowl is not with us this year, but it's with us in spirit.

And so in the spirit of that, we all need to sit down.

It's the day before the Super Bowl, and we all need to sit down and figure out,

how are we going to feed

Tom Brady a strawberry so that he stops winning Super Bowls? In case any one

doesn't know I think this is true. It is true. It's from an interview with him

where he says it himself. Good God. So he's like never had a strawberry, Tom Brady?

Tom Brady's never eaten a strawberry. He's never had coffee.

He's never had alcohol, I don't think.

I never had alcohol.

How did this come up?

I like, how are you doing today, Tom Brady?

And he was like, well, first of of all I've never had a strawberry.

I think they asked like you know do you have any like special diet things like they keep you

so fit and strong and he's like I've never eaten a strawberry which is the

wildest thing to admit during an interview?

I feel like they're like what's your secret and he's like well I spend 24 hours a day

standing inside of a closet like a Barbie doll in a box and I only come out to play football and they feed me jet fuel and

gatorade.

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