Dames & Dragons 118. The Beating Earth (Part 20)

LegendLark

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🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The Esudel criminal justice system is made up of two separate but equally important groups: the prosecuted magic users, who have been frolicking fancy-free through these magic-repressing warrens, and the lawyers who represent them, who are actually also those same magic users but in disguises. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES.

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0:00.0	So I was walking my fucking dog. Yeah, I love him so much. And then I came back
0:04.6	from walking my dog and I got the mail on my way back up to the apartment. And I was like
0:11.2	fucking around, press the elevator button, where I love to run into the elevator as soon as it opened.
0:15.9	So he ran into the elevator as soon as it opened. And I was like, okay, and then I started to go
0:20.4	into the elevator, I dropped on my fucking mail on the ground. Damn it. But my dog's in the elevator.
0:25.2	It's about to go up. I'm like, oh, fucking my dog's gonna like get choked to death because I have
0:29.2	great fears. A lot of anxiety. And so I rushed to grab the mail off the fucking ground. And I'm like
0:34.6	trying, I literally like straight up infomercial. I'm dropping a piece of crap and I'm dropping a piece.
0:39.3	And then because I'm wearing a mask, because it's a fucking pandemic. And I'm not a psychopath.
0:44.1	But when you have a mask on and you've got your glasses on it, like creates a little slippery
0:49.1	situation on your little ears, you know, and then this lip side all around it. I was bending over
0:53.8	picking up the fucking mail into my glasses. And I'm like, can I don't want to talk here right now?
0:57.8	Happy birthday, by the way. And I don't slip on it. I feel I'm going down my nose. I'm like,
1:05.2	God damn it. I'm like ready to push my fucking glasses back up. But then they fall all the way off.
1:09.5	Right. And it's like when your glasses are starting to fall off, like you know, you have that
1:13.5	thing where it's like, they're falling off. Is it worth getting them? I'm already bent over.
1:18.2	Literally. What's the worst that could happen if they just fall off?
1:21.9	But you were leaning over an elevator shaft? No, no, no. I was like leaning over outside of the
1:26.7	elevator. They fell onto the ground. And then the elevator is like about to fucking close.
1:30.8	And I'm like, God damn my glasses are on the ground. Half the fucking mails on the ground still.
1:34.2	And like my dog is in the elevator. It's going to close on his leash and then it's going to go up
1:38.1	and he's going to die. Yeah. And I was so fucking scared. And so I rush to get in front of the
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