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Your Daily Horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Oh, look up at the stars. They're telling us how our day's going to be with Horoscopes. Producer Sam. Hi. Who are you doing I'm with today? It's Thursday. There's only one on Thursday. All right. If you celebrate a birthday today, you need to celebrate with Bill Nye and happy birthday to you, Sagittarius.

You'll get the last word without even saying it loud. Your days in eight. Capricorn, you are thinking 10 steps ahead, so let them underestimate you. It just makes your wins louder. Your days in eight. Aquarius, the answer you're waiting for isn't delayed. You just haven't been still enough to hear it.

Your days of seven. Hey, Pisces, you are floating through today without direction, and it's starting

to show in your work. Ooh, your days of six. Aries, that impossible thing you keep putting off,

you're actually ready to start. Your days of nine. Hey, Taurus, just because you're evolving

quietly doesn't mean it's not a revolution. Your days of six. Hey, Taurus, just because you're evolving quietly doesn't mean it's not a revolution.

Your days of six.

Jim and I, slipping off the grid might be the most grounded move you'll make all week.

Your days of nine.

Ooh, cancer. Nothing feels exciting right now because you are chasing what used to fit,

not what fits now. Your days in eight.

Hey, Leo, it's not your job to absorb every crisis.

Sometimes the best help is none at all.

Your days a nine.

Ooh, Virgos, that slight sign of comparison is your soul begging you to try.

Your days a seven.

Libra, what you're hiding from others is starting to hide you from yourself.

Your days of five.

And finally, Scorpio, if you've been waiting for a sign to take a risk, this is it. Go. Your days of 10,

and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.

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