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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, Garrett.

Yes.

Talk about it.

So, Jeanette wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Trevor.

Jeanette coming home from college for Thanksgiving for a few days.

So I'm going to start the call to dad as a friend who's going to come over for Thanksgiving. Uh-oh. All right. Let's see what happens in garage phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hi. Is Jeanette home? Uh, no, can I end? I may I ask you to call him? I'm Samuel Smith. I'm looking for Jeanette. This is the number number i got from her phone i can take a message or

oh all right um tell her that i will be coming in the day before thanksgiving so if it's cool um

i'll i'll crash at her place excuse me are you a friend um hey who am i um are you her brother

i'm her father oh um wow this is what's your name again again, son? My name's Samuel. Jeanette hasn't said anything. What are you guys class meet or something? I know. I've been seeing your daughter now for a couple weeks. Okay. Yeah, yeah, no. If you could just do me a favor, I just got to grade a few more papers. Excuse me? I'm the teacher of her class. So, you're dating my daughter. Yeah, wow, this is, this is getting up. You got to be kidding, son. No, no, no, sir, can you just ask her to give me a call back? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're coming to my house.

You're dating my daughter and you're her teacher?

I've been down this road before with parents.

Who are you?

Once you get to know me, we'll get over that off.

Sammy.

Smith.

After we get over that awkwardness, you'll see that I'm a very likable guy.

How old are you?

47.

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