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Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. We should get into the horoscopes. Producer Sam, who do you wish to do them with? Elvis, we had a special request. It's Nick's birthday this weekend, and he would love for me to read them with you. Oh, Nick. Well, happy birthday, Nick. Happy birthday, Nick. This is for you. If you're celebrating a birthday today, you're celebrating with Rita Oura, DJ Khalid, and Natasha

Beddingfield. Nice. Musical. It's a nice little birthday party. Yeah. Yeah. Sagittarius. Someone's

about to surprise you, and it'll shift how you see them and yourself. Your days at eight.

Capricorn, you're in sync with yourself today and that makes you irresistible without even

trying. Your days of 10. Hey Aquarius, you're letting too much slide just to keep the peace. It's starting

to dull your sparkle. Your days of six. Pisces, your presence has weight. So speak with

intention and watch how quickly things shift. Your days a nine. All right, your presence has weight. So speak with intention and watch how quickly things shift.

Your days a nine.

All right, Aries, people are taking notice of your skills, even if they're pretending not to.

Act accordingly.

Your day's an eight.

Now, hold on.

What does that mean?

Whatever you want it to me.

Okay.

Okay, go ahead.

Sorry. Fair answer. Torres, you are not fooling anyone and deep down you know it's time to be honest with yourself your days of seven all right

you wacky jemini uh something unexpected may shake things up today but your reaction will

decide the direction your days of seven oh cancer you don't need to clap. The universe is handling it and you'll hear about it soon enough. Your days of six. All right, my fellow, Leo's, you're shining louder than usual today and honestly is exactly what the room needed. Yeah. You're shining. You're days of nine. Virgo, you're catching on to things other people, and that is a superpower. So own it. Your days a nine. Hey, Libra, you keep doubting your intuition, but it's been carrying you longer than logic ever has. Your days in eight. And finally, Scorpio, your finances feel a little chaotic right now, but the fix might be simpler than you think. Your days of five, and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Am I the only one brave enough to say it? These are stupid.

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