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The Elvis Duran phone tap. Daniel, what's it all about? All right, well, it comes to us from Jessica. She says, my mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband, Stephen, cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight home was canceled and that she has to stay a lot longer. and she's going to start the call and then I'm going to hop in later as like the travel agent. Yep. The evil travel agent. Yep. Let's listen in today's phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hey, honey. Do you have a second? Yeah, what's going on? I just booked mom's, and the lady put me on a hold. There's some screw up with the flights, or, you know, it's so crazy right now. What's going on? And, well, she's not, they're not going to be able to put her on a flight until that Wednesday. What do you mean? Until, like, the, the, not, but she's going to be here at a week. It's not going to be a big deal Come on Jess There's not one flight That goes out that weekend I don't know I had That's why I called you I didn't understand She said it was going to be insanely expensive They were going to change Oh this is bull This is bull No Oh for God sake No can't. What do you mean for God's sake? I can't know. She's not staying to a

Wednesday. I know my mother's a little crazy, but just, you know...

A little crazy, man. She poured on a waging board last time.

She pushes my buttons. She makes these, you know, she has to make her sweet potatoes,

which tastes like

I've been feeding them to the dog for the past few years. I'm sorry, I love you. And I can

handle your mom, you know, just for a little bit of time, but not for a whole week. Oh, my God.

I'm being honest with you. I can't do this for a week. You know, she loves you.

We've been fixed a plumbing, Jessica. We spent $1,500 because she cladged the toilet. That was not her fault. Oh, please. Come on. Oh, my God. She had a baby coming out of her. Hello? Hello? I'm sorry, this is my husband, Stephen. Hi, Stephen. How are you? I wanted to get him on the line because I wasn't really curious what you were saying.

So could you...

Sure. Hello? I'm sorry, this is my husband, Stephen. Hi, Stephen. How are you? I wanted to get him on the line because I wasn't really curious what you were saying.

So could you...

Sure, no, I'll explain it.

So, Stephen, so the problem is, is that your wife had booked your mother-in-law on a flight leaving to go back. The Saturday. Right. And unfortunately, that fight has been canceled, and I'm trying my best to find something to accommodate you guys.

You know what?

I'll get a violence license in less than 24 hours, and I'm trying my best to find something to accommodate you guys.

You know what? I'll get a violence license in less than 24 hours, and I'll fly this flame.

The problem is, is that as of right now, there are no flights that day or for like three or four days after.

So.

What I told you?

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