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Guaranteed Human. Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Let me guess. Scary's doing the horoscopes with you today. How'd you guess? Well, he has his horoscope glasses on. His spectacles. I'm seeing into the future. And he still squints. And still holds that paper like three feet from his face. It's so weird. Maybe you should go in for a little checkup.

Hey, Skierry, do you wear those for anything else or just horoscopes? Just horoscopes. You don't read anything. Do you know how many years he's had the same prescription? These are my horoscope. You look like the poo bear meme. You need new glasses, honey. Okay, let's get going. You're up, Keri.

All right. Well, it's your birthday today. Happy birthday to you. You share it with, oh, my God.

Olivia Rodriguez, Rihanna, Miles Teller, Trevor Noah, and Charles Barkley.

Wow. That's a fun party. I love that.

Pisces, you feel ready to close the week gently.

Quiet is a major luxury.

Your days of five.

Aries, don't be the reason something feels rushed.

Just plan accordingly and breathe deeply.

Your day's six.

Taurus, satisfaction comes from following through on a promise to yourself,

no matter how seemingly small.

Your days of seven.

Hey, Gemini, your social calendar lightens up in a way that feels inviting, not demanding.

Connection is easy this weekend.

Your days an eight.

Cancer, you feel emotionally secure in a decision you made earlier this week.

No second guessing.

Your days of seven.

Leo, your presence is commanding without being

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