Around the Room: Compliments, Toilets, and an HR Meeting Waiting to Happen
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Danielle proudly admits to complimenting Sam’s butt—to Sam and her husband—Andrew celebrates 12 hours off social media thanks to a device called Brick, Sam confesses to commanding automatic toilets like a movie villain, Skeery vents about the crushing disappointment of hollow chocolate Santas, Gandhi creates a bootleg award to crown Andy Kane the “heartbeat of the season,” Scotty B shares deeply unsettling theories about toilet paper etiquette, and Straight Nate returns from a brain fart to explain that “bricked up” means something very different to kids these days.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.1 | It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. |
| 0:10.6 | Got a question for you. |
| 0:11.8 | What? |
| 0:12.6 | So, picture this. |
| 0:14.3 | You're in a room. |
| 0:16.0 | Now what do you do? |
| 0:17.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:18.7 | You go around it? |
| 0:20.9 | It's time for round the road. You guys are so stupid. Maybe I'm stupid. Let's go around the room. Let's start with you. Straight, Nate. What's up with you today? I just had a brain fart. Please come back to me. All right. Over to Danielle. Danielle. Okay. Is it wrong that I love Sam's butt so much that I actually texted her husband about how much I'm appreciating her butt? Wrong or just odd? Both. Have you talked to Sam about her butt? Had she talked to you about this? She has. Her hand was on it. I said, Sam, your butt is lovely. |
| 0:55.5 | And then I texted her husband and said, |
| 0:58.1 | I just would like you to know your wife has a lovely butt. |
| 0:58.9 | That is all. |
| 1:01.6 | Okay, what if I called Scotty's girlfriend, Megan? |
| 1:05.1 | And said, I really love your boyfriend's butt. |
| 1:06.3 | Megan would appreciate it. She'd probably ask you to come over. |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.6 | Is she crazy deaky like that? |
| 1:11.7 | Oh, I don't know. We'll find out. Crazy Deaky. Crazy Deke. It's sort of a hybrid between freaky-diki and just crazy. I like crazy Dickey. Crazy Diki. All right. Yeah. So anyway, he appreciate that comment? He really did. Thank you, but not as much as I did. what's wrong with giving compliments |
| 1:28.0 | even if HR gets involved |
| 1:29.4 | so do we agree it's okay? Yeah, it gets fine. Doesn't matter what you think, Sam, it's okay. Hey, Sam, nice ass. Thanks, Scott. Oh, my goodness. Line crossing. He said it's okay. I see Andrew's here. Is he a part of the Around the Room? He's my around the room. Oh, okay, so I'll skip Andrew. I also have one, though. Oh, wow. Okay, by all means... I was inspired by Danielle, who took that social media break. Oh. That I physically had to buy this device that you tap and it shuts off all your apps. |
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