This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Also, we're going to talk about Scary's couch. It happened. I'm sorry, it's a sofa. It is a sofa, not a couch. Okay. You want to get into that first? So everyone in the room can hear what happened?

Yeah.

I guess so. Well, I was... You said you sold it? Yeah, it's sold. I'm moving, and I'm getting rid of the damn thing. It's had 20 years of service, by the way. Service? Of 20 years? I've had this thing. Sick. But it was a very expensive piece that at the time I splurged and I paid like $4,500 for it.

That was like 19 years ago.

And it was for a place called Design Within Reach.

So I said, I'm not going to accept anything under $1,000 for this couch.

But I put it up on some sites.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You said originally you wouldn't accept nothing under $2,500 or something like that.

Originally, yes, nothing to $2,500, but people weren't offering me anything more than $200.

So I had to meet somewhere in the middle, right?

So I was starting to get a little desperate, but I did list it and it did sell eventually for $2,500 on a site called Cherish. Wow. Someone bought that? You've been sitting on that couch with your... But it's a real... Your bunghole all over it. No, it's real... One of years. They don't make leather the way they make it anymore. I'm telling you, this thing would have been like $8,000 if it was brand new. Well, look, when you sat down naked on that couch, that was leather on leather, if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, so someone paid $2,500 for that old nasty couch that was all misshapen. Somebody from Miami Beach actually bought it. Yeah. It's crazy. So they're shipping it down here. Crazy.

They picked it up they wrapped it up they came into my apartment on Wednesday they wrapped it up in a couple of blankets and the and the and the company that they paid to do all this it was all done in the background okay yeah but that but then they took half the money from me because that's that's what does. Okay. Let me know, let you know something that happened in the background.

And some people here in this room don't know this happened.

Alex had a friend at the zoo pretend to want your couch and he was actually bidding and talking to you.

And we were going to buy your couch and then give it away.

Yeah.

And then someone who was it that brilliant down here in South Florida decided that, well,

they would spend $2,500 on that.

Thank you, Ellen Greenberg for buying my sofa.

But I'll say this.

I have questions for Ellen.

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