He's my dad and he gives good advice and that's why we've got a special segment of the Matthew S podcast called Dad Vice.

And that's why this segment is called Dad Vice.

Dad, thanks for joining me. It's football season and you've been bringing some football dad jokes.

Do you have one for us today to make the masses laugh?

Oh, I tell you, I've got them.

Where do college teams eat breakfast at the cereal bowl?

Okay.

Why did the quarterback open a bakery?

Too many turnovers.

Oh, nice.

Okay.

Love it.

Good job.

There you go.

Did you Google those?

Yeah.

In fact, your mom is my research.

Oh, she is?

Yeah, I thought they were getting better. I figured it was a mom helping you with those is? Yeah, I have a research staff.

I figured it was a mom helping you with those. You know, I can't take credit. They're mom jokes. I can't take credit. It's not me, but I have a whole staff just around me to make me look good. And mainly it's my wife. Yes. And your mother. Okay. What are we talking about? Again, we're on our third in a series of football and faith.

And Matthew, one of my favorite memories about football was in 1985.

We were at your Grandma West House for Thanksgiving, and the football games were on.

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