Hi. Hi. So you're still with child. I'm still here. Still with child. Still with child. Still.

Doing my thing. You know, it's so amazing, though, is by the time, because we're recording this a little bit early this week, we're recording on Wednesday. By the time it comes out on Monday, you could have a baby. I could have a baby. You know, it is crazy. You probably will. I fucking hope I will. You will. And it is at that stage where it's like every night I go to bed, I'm like, I could have a baby by the time everyone wakes up tomorrow. It's such an insane feeling. It's making me insane. Like, I'm not well, and I think people can tell.

No, but Caitlin, like, the fact that that is so, like, so likely, like, okay, I, I told this

story before, but with my third, I went into labor during

bedtime. Mm-hmm. So I was feeling contractions while I was reading their bedtime stories and

laying with them while they fell asleep. Had the baby by 10 p.m. What? Yeah. Wait, you had your

baby within, like, four hours? Yeah. I got a membrane your baby within like four hours?

Yeah.

I got a membrane sweep that morning, which we will talk about because I know you opted out.

Yeah.

But yeah, I got the membrane sweep.

And I started like feeling real contractions around bedtime, which was probably, like, bedtime stories were probably like 6 p.m. 6.30.

They were asleep maybe by like 7.7.30. I mean, she was born at 10.

And I was like a water slide. Thank you. And I do mean that complimentary. I know you do.

Now, you had an appointment yesterday, though, and you decided not to do

the membrane sweep. Correct. Correct. Okay. Because those are, for anybody who doesn't know,

those only really work if your body is, like, already going to go into labor in the very near future.

And they can be very annoying and painful if you're not ready.

Very annoying people.

Take it from someone who had three with her second.

Which is my nightmare and I don't want to have happen.

And my doctor has one huge thing going against him, which is that he's a man.

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