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TRASHFUTURE

Dad War feat. Francis Horton

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Why is it that British dads all want to go to war? Why is it that, despite having grown up during a period of unparalleled peace and stability, people over 50 want to relive Dunkirk and embrace the Blitz Spirit? Maybe because they’re all deeply bored and lazy people. To discuss this (and much more), we’ve brought on Francis Horton (@ArmyStrang), cohost of What a Hell of a Way to Die (with our own Nate (@inthesedeserts)). Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) also discuss the Amazon being on fire and a terrible, terrible NY Post article about monogamy. You will love it. If you want to listen to more of Francis and Nate, check out What a Hell of a Way to Die here: https://soundcloud.com/hellofawaytodie If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Guess who’s going to play live at The World Transformed in Brighton this September? That’s right, your favourite podcast lads. Buy a ticket here: http://theworldtransformed.org If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0

David Koch actually, he had a medical condition where it caused him when he dove into his

0:06.3

giant pool of gold coins to be physically fine initially, but then to literally come himself

0:12.4

to death. I'm just really surprised that he died before the age of 80, like some sort of lower

0:20.2

class commoner.

0:21.7

Like, if you're rich, if you're rich, you should be living to like 98 and like being completely

0:27.4

clearheaded. But like in that way, in that clearheaded way where you're like, where you're

0:31.1

Trump, where it's like obviously you start sundowning at 9 a.m. But for some reason, you manage to

0:36.9

like garner some sort of weird

0:39.9

army of other people who have completely bowling ball smooth brains as well. Like, you're on

0:45.8

the limitless pill, but you're also on laudanum. Kissinger hasn't said a complete sentence in 20

0:52.0

years. They just wheel them out for events and he just goes like, uh,

0:55.9

yeah, what's the opposite of flowers for Algernon?

1:01.6

But David Koch, the reason why he died is that under normal circumstances,

1:05.2

somebody of his stature would be like harvesting virgin blood and doing transfusions,

1:09.8

but instead he's just building

1:11.2

an entire, this massive fucking pile of tar sand outside of Detroit. I don't know if you know

1:16.3

this story. It's like a like a slag heap. And he's just been as a, to prove a point that he

1:20.6

can has been dumping more and more fucking slug. Yes. This massive slag heap on the Detroit

1:25.8

River. And my, my assumption is he was building it as an affront towards God.

1:30.8

And finally, God was just like, no, you know what?

1:33.2

The last time they built a big ass tower, I fucking smote them, and I'm going to do it again.

1:36.8

It's a very patient guy.

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