Hello, Glassman Boppers, Rick Glassman here from NBC, Instagram, Netflix, Twitter, FX,

Comedy Central, Hulu, the Paramount Network, ABC Family, VH1, I think, and the 6th lead.com.

For those of you that follow me on Instagram, you're familiar without a doubt with the Vegas

dads. The Vegas dads is a trio, including my dad, my cousin Teddy, and my dad's best friend,

Mark Ween, shout out to Mark Ween, SOTMW. Today's episode has two of the trio, my dad, and cousin

Teddy. They're so funny. All they do is smoke pot and love each other. They're such good friends.

I'd like to note, cousin Teddy is my dad's age. A lot of people think when they hear the word cousin,

the person is the round the same age as the person calling him cousin. Well, I could spend 15 minutes

on that, but just you'll have to take my word for it. Also, he's my cousin on my mom's side,

which is just a little cuter because it's not like my dad grew up with them. They just met

through marriage and fell in love with each other. I grew up with a very, very, very funny family.

I always thought that, yeah, moms and dads are funny, but as I got older and I met more moms and

dads, and I heard them say, you know, I went to Starbucks and I got a tall and I expected it to be

tall. It's actually their smallest coffee. I realized that most people in the world are actually

dreadfully boring. No offense to boring people, but it's not just my parents that are hysterical.

My grandma, do me a favor, especially if you don't follow me on Instagram, search the hashtag

grandma gloria glassman and enjoy. But back to dad and Teddy, these guys smoke pot like it's their

job. I mean, not just daily, but all day every day. Teddy refers to smoking pot as maintenance,

the way that many people drink water or take vitamins. So they were both in town and I wanted

them on my podcast and I asked them not to smoke pot beforehand. A little take your shoes off

trivia, though this is the fifth episode out. This is actually the first TYSO podcast we recorded.

And I wanted them to be coherent for the beginning of my first podcast. So Teddy went weed grocery

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