Is your character not as agile as you would like?

Karlik looks at Euphemia and says, I really wish he would have missed and then just falls over.

Is DM's grace in short supply?

Oh, and the candles go out on the Minotar's horns.

Is compassion not your character's strong suit?

Minotar more like beef or more like cannibalism.

I'm asking for a friend.

Is Persuasion your dumpstat?

Be prepared for a caster.

Please do not move on their own.

There's a little-caster here.

Listen long enough, and you two might learn how to roleplay eight charisma.

Hey, everyone, welcome back.

It is time for another episode of Rollplay 8 charisma,

where last time we heard someone say

grick, grick. But this time we're going to have, as always, the most wounded player, Sepi.

Who was the most wounded player last time? Oh, according to my bookkeeping, it would be the great

and mighty thrall, bear tank of us all.

See, I'm doing a little, like, rhyme stuff because I'm really sympathizing with the plate of the Minotaur's.

I see that.

So Thrawl, why don't you give us a summary of what happened last session?

All right.

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