D02: Beefer Madness

Mission To Zyxx

Improv, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Science Fiction

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Oh hey, you’re back for more! Wow, okay. So if you thought that last chapter was something, get ready for something else entirely. My life of crime takes a turn when I’m punished for a totally DIFFERENT crime! Which I also did. Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and I make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young!

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0:00.0	Hold the bus. Hey, hold the door. Hey, hold the door. Hey, hold the doors. Oh, come on, listen to Peter.
0:12.0	I know you saw me. I know you saw me. Ah, why did I get to know these bus drivers? Because now they all hate me.
0:23.4	Now what do I do?
0:24.4	I got two hours to wait.
0:25.6	Let's see, what do I got in my pocket?
0:26.9	Oh, chew gum.
0:29.0	A lot of chew gum.
0:30.4	Yuck.
0:31.1	Okay, well, here, we got some keys.
0:34.6	Oh, hole in that pocket.
0:36.1	What's inside there?
0:37.2	Oh, more junk.
0:38.9	No underwear necessary.
0:40.5	Freeballing.
0:41.1	Yes, sir.
0:43.8	Oh, my recorder.
0:45.1	Oh, it's rolling.
0:46.3	Wow.
0:47.0	That's what you get for running.
0:48.5	Accidentally turning on your homework.
0:51.1	All right.
0:51.5	Well, back to the memoir.
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