D**kqualified

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is encouraging the masses to look like. Together, they marvel at nose jobs on social media and how they seem to be heightening people’s human experience. Like the rest of the world, Nicole and Rich are impressed by French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati and can agree that he took an L at the Olympics, but obtained a W in life! They answer questions from the Have Kids They Said... Facebook group and drop some wisdom on negotiating with your kids.

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0:00.0	All right, buddy, let's do this man. I missed you. I feel like I've been spoken with you once since the last episode.
0:06.6	You know what I gotta do? I gotta book that trip I'm taking with you, don't I?
0:09.2	I'm gonna freaking kill you. Okay, so this is a parenting podcast about relationships, kids,
0:15.3	insanity of life but it is not for their ears so as we say every week please get
0:20.4	them out of the room or put some earmuffs on them.
0:22.8	Perfect, you've been warned.
0:24.8	I mean.
0:26.8	What's your name?
0:27.8	I mean?
0:28.8	Who am I?
0:29.8	But you?
0:30.8	Ha ha ha.
0:31.8	Oh, heh. Oh, heh. Oh, heh. H
0:35.8	Gee gonna fucking bicki!
0:38.8	D gonna fucking bickin! So shiny. I would be just look. I'm deshining right now. I'm so shiny. I'm just look I'm deshining right now. I'm so shiny. You know it's weird rich I'm not shiny and it's
0:56.4	funny when you're not doing television don't you sometimes wish like when we're
0:59.6	doing this or when we're doing radio or just anything that you could just have like those those
1:06.7	makeup artists on set to de-shine you you know they just come those lights are just very harsh on our
1:11.7	on our lovely beautiful skin which is I don't
1:14.5	people I mean for girls can know everyone's like I want to look like a Haley
1:17.7	Bieber like that Dewey look and I'm like to me that looks like I'm shiny and
1:21.0	sweaty like that doesn't look pretty to me. Yeah, I have this good anti shine. You do? Yeah. Wait, is it man anti shine?
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