Hey there, I'm Gladys. And last time on Lust Island. Hey, it's me, a chume the cat of many hats.

What's up? I'm here to curse you in a sexy way. So hometowns has been wild so far. We traveled to Vardas hometown called Offany.

Fought a bunch of zombies. Met some ghosts, straight up told them to fuck themselves.

Anyway, it got super awkward with Vardas' uncle cousin relative.

I don't know, some kind of relative.

Turns out he was really into eating human meat.

I don't know why, though, because I've always found it to be super gamey.

We defeated Vardos' childhood trauma, and we're on to the next.

So who's it going to be?

I know it's not Chad, because he's a zombie.

I'm going to be. We did not defeat my drama.

Apparently, a chum has eaten human meat and finds it gamey, and apparently we're skating right past that.

Hey, Heath.

You're doing switches.

That's true, you did it as Heath.

That was Heath.

It's okay.

Heath's allowed to comment.

Heath's welcome to the party.

You emerge from the yawning portal back onto the beach of Stygia.

But the place is different now. The breeze that gently blew through the trees of the island around you is gone. No bright red crab scuttle nearby your feet and even Gladys herself seems less real.

Rather than the perfect details of beauty, she's exuded the entire time you've known her,

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