Um, this episode's going to get weird.

You guys know it's going to get weird, right?

They are debilies.

At the end of our last episode, Bridget, Snedrick, you were saved by a dark-skinned, red-bearded

muscular elf who, if you'll remember, asked Snedrick if he ate ass and then pulled him over

the ledge.

Fortunately, I do remember that.

Yeah.

I thought that was weird.

That was just moments ago.

And as you make it to safety, you notice several striking things about him.

The first is that he is perhaps the most muscular creature you've ever seen.

Every line of this elf's frame is lean and cut.

And the second is that the only clothing he's wearing is a giant grin.

Behind him, you can see farmers tending grayish fields with slope upwards towards a bizarre

village, which we'll talk about in a second.

But behind that village, what at first you would have thought is a mountain or, honestly,

perhaps a set of moons is what you realize is a mind-bogglingly giant ass.

Okay.

First of all, I want a logic complaint right here.

I wasn't told that he was super buff and butt naked when I was forced to end.

And like, I would have said yes to the ass eating if I had known all of them and had all

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