When television was first invented, people believed it would bring the world together.

A shared experience.

A hearth fire you could gather around.

Instead, it isolated us, created this third object that fed on attention and doing nothing.

Today on our program, our heroes enter TV land,

a place where the watching is the doing,

where nothing is ever forgotten,

and the fastest way to survive

is to never, ever stop watching.

And where the Bees A Chicago and the Ira Glass Tower,

this is D&D Minus.

Stay with us. Can I give you a note, which is not a note, which is, I promise it's not mean, but it's going to sound mean.

Not your best IRA.

Interesting.

Interesting.

How does that not mean?

I think it's because the other IRAs are so good that this IRAs.

It just doesn't reach the level.

It didn't hit me.

I'd like to add, I thought Eli was funnier like four or five years ago. Hey! Uh-oh, everybody. My depression thoughts have leaped out of my head at her own podcast. I will say last week's game was very funny. Maybe the funniest he's ever been. Yes, I would say that. Anna, would you like to tell me how repetitive my humor is again? Listen, you're the one who keeps bringing that up.

Yeah, well, you know, the worst thing that ever happened to you comes up once in a right now. Hey, Eli, that's not the worst thing that ever happened to you, man. Come on, let's be realistic. That's true. That's true. Worse isn't that's happening. Remember when you did cocaine and shat in your suit when you were doing the game?

God, that was such a good time.

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