When I was a kid, there was this fast food restaurant at the end of the street called Arby's.

They served roast beef sandwiches, curly fries, and root beer, apparently.

I never saw anybody go in or out, but there it stood.

Someone must have been going into this magical place, just never when I was watching.

Today on our program, we have the Arby's of the podcastiverse, the history hive,

a series of catacombs that many swear they go to to sleep.

But others just like it there.

They must.

How else would it still be there?

Who are the denizens of such a place?

From where the bees ate Chicago and the Iroglass Tower,

this is D&D minus.

Stay with us.

Music with us. We're going to be. Okay, as a guy who likes both history podcasts and Arby's, you know what?

Fuck you.

Just because it's not for you doesn't mean it's not for everybody.

Also, spend the time to work the meats into the bees.

Like, there was something there. Yeah, we have the meats. Plus, yes, beef and cheats. Who doesn't like beef? Who doesn't like cheddar? That's crazy. There's like two of the best food words right there. But like, you could have done where the meats ate Chicago, like something in there. Like, there was something there. Thank you for the notes. Or beefs. Beefs. Where the beefs. Hey, Ira.

Fuck.

Arby's and boring podcasts.

I mean this says Heath Enright, the real person.

To Ira Glass, the real person who isn't even aware of our podcast.

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