An entitled jerk leaves garbage all over the place in my condo parking lot by quite literally

throwing his garbage out of his window, leaving it for me and the rest of my neighbors to deal with

when he leaves. So I decided to get some revenge by dumping a trash bag full of rotting garbage into

his sunroof. Here's what happened. So at a complex I lived at, a young kid in a badly restored

70s BMW, courtesy of mommy and daddy,

was dating a nice young girl in the complex and always sat in the parking bay opposite my place

and ate fast food with his date. He always tossed the packaging out of the window onto the tarmac

before heading off despite the dumpster corral being 20 feet away from his car. This was a small

condo community and it was pretty much spotless all the time. And this was happening one to two

times a week. I mean, I lost track of the number of times I picked it up. My bedroom overlooked the

parking bay and I saw them scarfing away there one day and went down to very diplomatically

and politely asked them to put

the garbage in the dumpster. He then screamed out, well, how do you know it was me? But I explained

that it was beyond mere coincidence that every time I saw his car with them eating fast food there,

when they left, there would be a pile of Taco Bell garbage right where he parked. I was very

calm or respectful and I just asked him to

respect the neighborhood. But this arrogant little brat came back and said, are you watching me? I calmly

explained no, but his car was very distinctive, and that I had owned one myself when I was a mere

zygot, and to please not flatter himself into thinking that I would somehow have any interest in his

personal activities

beyond the littering issue. His girlfriend was completely embarrassed all through this, especially

when I asked her if she was okay with his practice of dumping garbage out of the car window

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