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From February 16th, it might not be like, boom, you know, the Kentucky Derby.

Depends on your astrological sign too, apparently.

This all depends on how much you're into this.

It totally depends on how much you're into it.

Yeah.

You're not, if you're not into this, none of this applies to you.

But you could get into it.

And then you could meet a fellow astrologer who three months or now is like, hey, I'm glad you made it.

And they come up and shake your hand with Chris, who is friend in the area.

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The ability to mentally transform any situation into the worst case scenario in my own brain.

My therapist calls my gift catastrophizing.

And that's why I'm uniquely qualified to scrutinize and analyze history's greatest disasters

and find out who's to blame. They say history repeats itself.

Not on my watch. My name is Rebecca Delgado-Smith and I am the alarmist.

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history's greatest tragedies and figure out who's to blame.

Today we're discussing Sirono de Bergerac's tragic end.

Here's what you need to know.

Serenot de Bergerac is a play written in 1897 by poet and playwright Edmund Rostand,

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