Cynthia (Gaba girl)

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! How do you feel about self-checkout at stores? We were shocked by the abundance of positive sentiment online. Please share your feelings with us either way! On today's ep, Lisa tries to convince Emily to adopt her hobbies, and Emily reveals her shoe size. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Cynthia (Gaba girl), an unusually natural and human looking mannequin.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.4	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.3	hello baby babies welcome to baby geniuses
0:31.0	I'm Emily I'm'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. I will come right out and say I'm a little
0:39.9	bit distracted and distraught right now.
0:42.5	Distrot?
0:43.6	Yes.
0:44.1	Oh no.
0:45.1	Because, so last time we recorded, I believe,
0:52.3	I had mentioned that there were new monarch eggs on my milkweed, right?
0:59.0	Oh, I don't know if you mentioned that on the podcast.
1:01.6	Did I mention that on the podcast? I feel like I have to like... mentioned that I was asking you
1:03.0	I feel like I have to like consult my records to see like when I
1:07.9	posted about it.
1:08.9	I was asking you if you were gonna do the whole thing over again and then like a day later you were like right right oh my god yes a day later you were like right
1:14.1	you found oh my god yes a day later I found you were pregnant again a bunch of
1:21.6	eggs a shitload of eggs on my milkweed and I was like, oh my God, it's starting all over again.
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