In today's episode of The Weird Place, titled Man Touches Globe Part 1, a mysterious shopkeeper

gives a lonely man named Claude Barstow, a magic globe. But gifts can be deceiving. Prepare yourself

for the weird place.

Case in point, Claude Barstow, a nervous, awkward man with few prospects, who finds himself hopelessly in love with the local barmaid. One Dolores Dason, who's desperate to get out of nowhere USA and see the world, and tonight's resident bullies, Bobby, Danny, and Eddie, whose idiocy knows no bounds.

But in our story, they all have one thing in common.

They are all about to enter the weird place.

Hey, pretty barmaid.

We all thirsty again.

Okay, Bobby.

You want another beer, Danny?

Yeah, sure, you know, unless they maybe run out or something.

Hey, Eddie, want a beer?

Beer, mm-hmm.

That's tray beers, barbmate.

Okay, Bobby, coming right up.

Hey, pretty lady.

You know, you're going to be my wife someday, right?

Bobby, I've told you before.

I don't think of you that way.

Who do you think of that way, Claude?

Well, well, well, well, look,

just walked into this bar. Ha, ha, well, well, look, just walked into this bar.

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