A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know.

Hello babies! Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show.

We're sitting in my living room, which is now painted dark green.

Yes.

Everyone who said this color was going to be too dark is a coward.

Did people really say that?

Lots of people did.

We asked lots of people and they'd be like,

um, I think it's going to be too dark.

Yeah. They just had no confidence at all.

No, I like it. Thank you. Sometimes you just don't know until you paint it I mean I think

if this room didn't get as much light as it does yeah I mean it doesn't get the most

light but it's fine like a dark darkness can make a room feel cozy yeah

rooms don't have to look larger I remember one time when I was like 13 I slept over at a friend's house and the

sheets on the bed were black and I was like I love this so much I feel like I am slipping into the night.

Yes. I've never slept in dark sheets before.

Oh I like dark sheets. Yeah.

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