Cum Gutter Ball w/ Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some real universal dating advice: don't use OkCupid. Tweet Emma for white water rafting tips - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ See Matteo's butt - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Keith (@KeithMalley) and Chemda (@Chemda) and Check out their podcasts Keith and the Girl and My Opening Lines http://www.keithandthegirl.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Shout out to Patti! (@LegalMinor) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.
0:07.0	All right, we are here today with two very special guests because one we're here because of them yes exactly and they're like the like true
0:18.9	Podcast legends legends yeah
0:21.4	Hamza and Keith Malley.
0:22.6	Hi, I'm so in love with you guys.
0:25.2	Am I the only one who says Hemda with the proper?
0:27.6	One of the few.
0:28.4	Okay.
0:29.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, Hemda.
0:30.9	Yeah, well, he's a hemeda. She's like one of the whitest people from Maine. I know
0:35.2	Emma is she's but she's you know does it sound like I'm trying to it does sound like we if I go
0:39.5	Hema no that yeah that's a lot in the back of your throat like the soft palate he's a lot. It doesn't sound like I'm like being like too like aggressive.
0:47.0	That's beautiful. Really? Yeah, it's beautiful.
0:50.0	I would have been doing that.
0:51.0	It's that is that Middle Easter? Is that. Is that Middle Eastern? Is that Hebrew or is that
0:56.1	Iranian? Hebrew. Okay. Yeah.
0:58.3	And then just straight up Keith. I'm just taking notes on how to pronounce it this is news to me I would hope you
1:06.6	been saying your name right this whole time for the longest time I thought like
1:09.8	you did like I you think I'm making fun of you like oh I
1:13.3	exactly you not it's their way yeah I know that's not but my friend Bowen was
1:17.9	trying to teach me Mandarin and I was like I don't want to do the accent
1:22.4	because then I'm gonna to sound like a racist
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