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Inside the Closet

Criminal Nudes

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma and Matteo.    Tweet Emma and weigh in on her bad date - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about Lord of the Rings - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Shout out to Monet X Change (@MonetXChange) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:06.0

Emma, you look, um, pensive.

0:11.0

Uh, yeah, you know.

0:14.0

You have a lot on your mind.

0:15.0

I'm literally texting my boyfriend.

0:18.0

That's right.

0:19.0

Boyfriend for the updated persones out there. How does it feel to say boyfriend? Does it feel good?

0:24.9

Yeah, it feels really good. I'm trying to figure out if I can block someone on

0:27.8

Gmail so I cannot get emails from my ex-girlfriend. Why is your ex-girlfriend texting you? Well I'm friends with a lot of

0:34.5

exes but it's the ex that I still am kind of friends with and have to remain

0:37.6

friends because she works in the business so we're gonna always have to be

0:39.9

friends. Oh is this the X that you were living with?

0:43.0

Yeah, and all of her stuff is still at my apartment.

0:45.3

So she finally has a room in Park Slope, but she's out of the country at the moment.

0:50.0

So I, my friend, my good friend was like,

0:52.6

why don't you like get her stuff out why she's gone since she's never doing it?

0:56.8

And I was like, you're a genius.

0:59.4

So I messaged her and was like, hey, like, I'm gonna help you move your stuff because it's like tons of

1:04.8

books tons of clothes all this stuff and I was like that's such a good idea because it's like

1:08.4

just bad energy and having it there when it's been months, months.

1:13.0

When you get that out, even an object.

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