Welcome to the cult of crickets, strange encounters of frogs and lizards.

Damanic children, dogman, bigfoot, mothman, and all their victims.

Bury pictures captured by a shot witness UFOs breaking laws of physics Pictures of aliens carved in the hieroglyphics This is a bizarre world that we live in So sit back, relax, laugh and listen Because we're here to talk about some cryptids

This is Tom Thompson

Also known as the Raffillion

From Strange Brew Podcast

And we're here at Call to Conspiracy

To talk about some bizarre and strange things So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The curtains are open. We're checking tickets at the door. It's about to get strange, everybody.

You're already laughing.

You heard say it.

What do you call a fake? Wait, wait, wait, don't say it.

I got to plug in the...

Go again? What do you call a fake? Wait, wait, wait, don't say it. I gotta plug in the, go again.

What, what do you call a fake noodle?

What?

An impasta.

Stupid.

Hey, that's what it looks.

My whole thing was supposed to get dumber and dumber.

That's the whole point.

What I thought before we recorded, he's like, I'm going to make them like, I feel like you said worse and worse. Exactly. I thought you meant like, like tonally worse. No, like they're going to get to the point where they're so fucking bad. Everyone's like, ew. All right. Welcome back everybody. Welcome back to Strange Brew Podcast. I'm pretty stoked for this episode. It's going to be a fun time for all the fans out there. Welcome to the show. I am Tomcat, aka Tom Thompson, eventually have to get a sound button for me. Eventually, you should just pick a name. Yeah, no. Tomcat, aka Tom Thompson, the reptilian. A.k.a. A.k.a.

All right. This is a... Oh, you don't got new ones?

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