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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 13, 2025: Rollerblading robber. Weirdest murder weapons from the Friday The 13th franchise. Everything you wanna know about harmless conspiracy theories.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family, not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.6	The 93X-Hareth morning show.
0:32.0	Ninety-three.
0:34.5	Er.
0:42.6	Hey, guys, I cannot believe that you are doing a show on Friday the 13th, all right?
0:44.3	Think about all the things that could happen today.
0:46.6	You could accidentally play a commercial in the wrong slot.
0:48.6	The overnight guy could spill coffee on the computer.
0:51.7	When talking up the intro of a song, you might wind up stepping on the lyrics.
0:55.5	I mean, actually, now that I think about it, it wouldn't be that much different.
0:56.7	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:58.2	Friday the 13th, were you aware of that?
0:59.4	Today is Friday the 13th.
1:00.0	The weekend. Friday the 13th, huh?
1:15.6	The only one we get this year.
	...

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