You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freaking laser

beans attached to their heads. Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that

that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here.

All right, let's kick it off with the best part of the podcast.

That's right, the events, seminars all in Wichita Falls.

June 11th through the 13th is the next one up.

That's got about 10 spots left as of right now.

That'll sell out.

After that, we have August 13th through the 15th and then October 15th through the 17th.

For lifting camps coming up, we do have a coaching

development camp on May 8th in Houston at starting strength Houston that'll cover how to coach

the squat. Then we have a couple self-sufficient lifter camps still on the list. That's where we go over

the squat, the press, the deadlift, teach you how to film yourself and how to diagnose your own

technique. That'll be May 15th and July 10th,

both of those at Wichita Falls Athletic Club. Then we have some squat camps going on. We have one in Orlando

on May 29th. And then Houston at Starring Strength Houston on June 19th. We're also holding our first ever

Olympic lifting camp in Denver. It's starting strength Denver. that'll be June 19th, and we'll cover

how to execute the snatch as well as the clean and jerk. And Rip will be one of the coaches for that.

Meats, we actually have some meats that aren't in Omaha, not that there's anything wrong with

Omaha, but Omaha will be having their normal USA waylifting meets. And then Nick Delgado is

holding a classic Olympic lifting meet, meaning that we're not only contesting the snatch and the clean and jerk, but also the clean and press.

Wichita Falls is also holding their strength lifting meet in October, and that classic Olympic lifting meet will be July 24th.

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