Crying Over Action Figures

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

There's a new He-Man movie coming out and Jay laments over his childhood action figures. Television producer Brian Volk-Weiss loves his Star Trek toys so much that he gets emotional about it on Instagram. | Bobby uses the office bathroom and presents himself way before he gets to the urinal. | The guys try to stay young by using red light therapy and skin creams all bought off of Facebook. Jay's algorithm is filled with wild men and sex toys. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.7	Man, if there was an unhappy Olympics, we have the guy.
0:10.2	We have the gold medalist 10 years in a row.
0:15.0	This guy would be the Lance Armstrong or the fucking Mope Olympics.
0:19.4	The 30-yard mope olympics the 30 yard mope
0:21.6	take steroids to mope
0:25.7	yeah he's been doping the mope
0:28.6	he's been taking some of his mope out
0:32.3	and re-injecting it later
0:33.4	throws it front of it through a centrifuge
0:35.1	he actually gets mopey baby blood
0:37.0	I want to win you do well you won throws him run through a centrifuge. He actually gets mopey baby blood.
0:40.3	I want a win.
0:41.2	You do.
0:41.7	Well, you want. He goes, I want stem cells, but only from really unwanted babies.
0:47.8	That was so funny.
0:49.7	Bobby started woo-hooing when the song came on.
0:52.1	I'm bobbing my head like this.
0:53.1	I'm grooving my neck.
0:54.5	And he goes, come on, Jacob. And Dave goes, what, I when the song came on. I'm bobbing my head like this. I'm grooving my neck. And he goes, come on, Jacob.
0:55.8	And Gabe goes, what, I like the song?
0:57.8	Yeah.
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