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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Bowling Gigolos

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Truth or dare games become an excuse for threeesomes. Young Bobby went bowling and to pool halls to meet girls. On more than one occasion he and a friend found themselves involved in group sex. | An amorous girl had to choose between Jay and Joe DeRosa and she wrote the winner in a note. Another time, Jay's crush made a play for an unsuspecting Nate Bargatze. | Luis Gomez ruined Jay's beautiful new knife and was unremorseful. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly.

0:07.0

He's definitely not an edge lord.

0:10.3

You're a boar lord.

0:14.9

A violent boar lord.

0:16.4

You're a violent boar lord.

0:18.5

I only did what I thought i had to do it's crazy

0:21.9

ah she's what's up joined the conversation had no idea what's happening he just did

0:28.4

jacob's always in defense mode i didn't do i didn't do i just did what i had to do

0:33.8

i didn't do huh yeah we were we were. No, Jacob, sweetie pie. Oh. What? My God, you're wearing your merch. You're wearing a musical merch. I'm wearing the outsiders. Well, the musical. I bought it before I knew it was a musical. I bought it on the way in. First of all, you know I buy merch on the way in. Bobby, you know it was a fucking, you knew it was a musical before you pulled into the parking. I want to say something to you. I did not know it was a musical. I thought it was a dialogue driven play. And then you know me. When I go to a concert with you, what do I do the first thing I do when I get there? You stare down at your feet and never look up at any signs.

1:28.2

What do I do when I go into a show with you? All the concerts are you. What's the first? You get the merch. I buy the merch right away because I don't want to fucking deal with it after or not having my stupid fat size. I buy merch when I go in. I walked in. I bought this and I bought Max's shirt.

1:29.6

Let me see the sleeve.

2:34.2

Why? So let me take a peek at the sleeve. But why do you want to see the sleeve? Go ahead. Let's see what it says. That sleeve. What sleeve? Sleaf. Well, for the audience, it's a gray sweatshirt, crew neck. It says stay gold across the front. Oh, this is coming to make me cry. And then on the sleeve, it says a little something, Bobby, do you mind straightening that out for me, please? It says the outsiders. Now, if you wouldn't mind straightened out the sleeve a little bit? It says the outside. You wouldn't just mind flipping that. Okay, it says the outside is the musical. No, it says again a new musical. A new musical. Whatever. It's literally a poster. Okay. All right. Yeah, you want the photo? You just, you're so shass. When's it not going to be a new musical? Whatever, dude. Oh, my God. Yes, Jacob, if you wouldn't mind taking a picture of that. Here, here. Bobby didn't know it was a musical, even though it said it on the shirt he bought before you went in. I didn't wear it. I just saw the out, the stay gold. They showed you the sleeve. Whatever I didn't know it was a musical. I thought it was a dialogue-driven play, and then the musical got me. I like that you fall into a world of trust so much that you stop reading. I do. You stop looking at signs.

2:35.4

It's the first thing I do.

2:36.3

You're like, if someone points to a woman's bathroom and goes, it's the men's room over there. You just go right in. I just go right in. I just go right in. I just go right in. I just go right in. I pee in the sink because I'm like, is this the urinal? You pee on a girl.

2:46.7

I pee on a girl.

2:47.8

I pee right through her Vajaj.

2:49.5

Yeah, yeah.

2:50.0

Again, he walked up and videotaped the, and videotaped the sign, the marquee. Yeah. Where? Where did I do that? You have no proof of that? Yeah, the video to show us. I don't, do you have, I was with you the whole weekend? Do you have video proof of it? Because I don't, I don't see it. I don't have it on my phone. You do. No, I live storied it.

3:10.2

Oh, so you did film it.

3:08.7

I filmed it, but he has no proof of it. It's in your archive. I don't have archives. I turned eye carbs off, Christine. You're not a fucking influencer, whatever. You're the cackle. Influencers don't turn off their archives. I do. because I'm a creator and I don't want to ever have to go back and recreate something that was already created. That's stupid. You know, when you say you could find out why people are friends. Me and Lewis are friends because of our, like, we have a very similar inside thing. This is a very similar thing. You have me a dark hole. Yeah, you and I just keep talking.

3:58.0

You're in Lewis's connection is that you guys just keep talking until you sort it out. While you're talking, you're in your head going like, how can I get this to where I need it to be? I find that a great insult that you just compare me to Lewis. I find that very insulting. I told you when Lewis dropped my knife and he starts trying to sell it to me right away that this is how I wanted it to be.

3:58.9

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