Crying Hammer

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

A look back, a flare mule, plans for our new airport-based accent school, a power-play against Roy Keane and some other stuff. (Apologies for Sam's microphone going a bit weird halfway through)

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.
0:25.0	Here we go.
0:27.0	Here we go.
0:30.0	Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it
0:37.0	This is top flight time machine my name is Annie Dawson my name is Anne
0:39.7	I'm Sir Delaney and here we are again It's Monday morning at the end of a fantastic weekend of football as it always is because football is the
0:48.6	best thing in the world isn't it so?
0:50.0	It is actually.
0:51.0	It's easy to be cynical about football, cynical about the changes we see in football.
0:57.0	Yeah. But ultimately you can't beat football can you?
1:02.8	Football is football in it?
1:04.2	Name something better.
1:05.2	What's the second best sport?
1:07.7	Probably darts?
1:09.3	Chocolate?
1:10.3	That's not a sport, was it?
1:11.3	That's not really a sport.
1:12.3	Having it off. No, that's way down the list.
1:14.8	D'all, that's not a sport. Fucking, that's a mission.
1:17.9	It's absolutely boring.
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