Crushed Bananas, Berghain & How often should you be Cleaning your Towels
Vogue & Amber
Global
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Vogue & Amber: Amber crushes a banana in her bag and causes chaos, Vogue celebrates T finally losing his first tooth, and the sisters spiral into childhood disasters involving fake Zimmer frames, knocked-out teeth, and pretending to need crutches.
Plus, Vogue gets a bizarre two-page customer complaint letter from a stranger, there’s a heated debate about how often you should actually wash your towels, an AI story completely dupes Vogue, clubbing tales from Berlin, Sister Cards, and a genuinely creepy listener ghost story about a mysterious man in a hat appearing outside kids’ bedroom doors.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, I've got a good one, Amber, you're going to be thrilled, I'm thrilled, because I'm going to thank our partner for this episode. It's Capri. She has manifested it. Now, Vogue, I know that your kids are very excited for Easter. Oh, me too. And they can't wait. Chocolate and Easter egg hunts, what's not to love? Well, our favourite chocolate |
| 0:21.0 | Cadbury are challenging everyone to up their hiding game because a well-hidden Cadbury egg makes |
| 0:26.1 | the Easter egg hunt more special and memorable for the whole family. Oh my God, that's a really |
| 0:31.1 | good idea. Remember we had that on the pod where we were trying to think of where we'd hide a USB? And I think |
| 0:37.1 | my hiding game is pretty bad because last year the kids found all the eggs before |
| 0:41.6 | I knew it. And I think they're better at it than I think they are. So have you got any suggestions |
| 0:45.6 | for places that I've not used yet? What about in your socks store? Behind some photos in the |
| 0:52.6 | house? Yeah. An empty cereal box? Or what about the huds of their coats when they're distracted? But you have better ideas than me. I will. I'm going to up the game this year. Okay, I'll tell you what. Just invite me around for Easter and I'll take care of it. Okay. make Easter more special for the family with Cadbury. |
| 1:11.5 | Cadbury, the better the hide, the better the hunt. |
| 1:14.4 | At TFL, we're making tube journeys faster in the future, |
| 1:18.1 | with signalling improvements underway on the Circle District, Hammersmith and City and Metropolitan Lines. |
| 1:24.1 | And there's also the Elizabeth Line already giving you fast journeys across central London. |
| 1:28.9 | That is how we're making the greener way to travel brighter for everyone. |
| 1:33.1 | Such TFL improvement plan. |
| 1:35.1 | To the Mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters. |
| 1:38.8 | Elizabeth Line is fast compared to other TFL modes, |
| 1:41.5 | greener than total estimator petrol and diesel car emissions. |
| 1:46.6 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:54.3 | Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. |
| 1:58.4 | We are coming to you live. |
| 1:59.5 | We're both in Dublin, Ireland, where the sun is splitting the stones. How do you say that in Irish, Amber? I've forgotten. I can say maybe in French. No, oh my God. Taw on green. No, Tawne, a grain, squilch. No. Squilch. Amber, shut up. So we've had a bit of technical issues here. I told you not to mention that. That's boring. Ta on green. Yeah, Amber, sorry. Ta on green. Exquilche. Ne caragocca. Oh, my God. Fair play. |
| 2:35.6 | Why can I talk? |
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