We're here.

Women, freedom, justice, to defend the American values, American democracy, and first and foremost Christianity.

This is a Christian nation, and I'll be dead before that changes.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists.

You're looking tiny today, Hassan, did you shrink?

You asked specifically before we started to make himself look larger on camera.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

Only to compensate for the real head size comparison leak that happened earlier on the Twitter page.

I did ask that, but Ian undead it. This is my natural size.

Listen, I don't appreciate that you have a hot key back.

You've lost so much weight that that is your natural size now.

It's kind of crazy.

Thank you.

You're in your Ethan era, for sure.

100%.

My hot girl era.

Hassan, who has graciously sat here and watched me promote Teddy Fresh every week, has his own thing going on here.

That's right. For the first time in months, I am doing something that I am obligated to do by my merchandising and payroll company.

They're making you do this.

They ask very kindly. They're like paying for it then, right?

Yes.

What?

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