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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 2, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Dr P answers your health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about meth-rections.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals.
0:01.3	Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast
0:05.5	that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face
0:10.3	with cold Minnesota weather.
0:11.7	My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings,
0:16.7	but they won't last long.
0:18.1	By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out,
0:21.8	you'll be freezing your private parts off
0:23.8	while dealing the side eye from your significant other
0:26.3	and pets for not calling sooner.
0:28.0	So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today.
0:30.8	Check this out.
0:31.5	You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating.
0:34.5	Visit standardheating.com.
0:36.5	That's standardheating.com to book today.
0:39.5	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:42.7	Ninety-three air.
0:50.5	There I go, he says, huh?
0:54.3	There you go.
0:57.2	James Hetfield, we're very excited to welcome everyone to a real live broadcast of the 93X half-ass morning show as we make our return from a little vacation.
1:10.6	Our days off are spent.
1:12.9	The state fair is over.
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