CrossFit Jesus

Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your spiritual values differ? Matt and Nicole found out in public and in a pool. Rich has some negative thoughts about 20-year-olds and feels elevated for being turned on by well-supplied moms. If you have bandaids, play-doh, sticky notes, hair clips, and snacks, YOU are now the snack! Nicole unlocked a Keegan core memory in Top That, and Rich is devastated to not be the king of his home anymore.

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0:00.0	Yo yo yo coly bee and dicky d in the house
0:06.3	Yeah, hey you got Tom dicky day from now on
0:08.9	Dickie D and coly be
0:11.1	Oh man this at this podcast is for adult Coley P. P. Oh, man.
0:13.0	This podcast is for adult years, not the little ones, not the kinder.
0:18.0	Let's have them leave the room promptly.
0:20.4	You have been warned. What's your name?
0:25.0	What's your name?
0:26.0	Oh!
0:27.0	What am I?
0:28.0	What am I? Oh! What's up at it? Do you know what I'm so proud of myself?
0:47.0	Sup hell?
0:49.0	What's up at it? Do you know what I'm so proud of myself like we're recording right now and no one's in the house which rarely happens and I have successfully snuck four packages in without mat seeing my boss about it.
1:04.0	Proud.
1:05.0	Wow!
1:06.0	You know, I used to have to pay the doorman now they just know.
1:09.0	He's been like,
1:10.0	$20 and be like, Matt asks if there's any packages? The answer is no. Just let me get
1:14.4	them in so I can pretend that I've had that all along.
1:17.0	What do you build in a clubhouse with all those boxes? Jesus. Oh my God it's so bad.
1:21.6	And it's so it's so much easier to order. I feel like when you live in an apartment than a house
1:25.2	You don't worry. It's like not a doorstep. They just like hold it for you downstairs and they just like adds up and you can grab it whenever you want
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