Crocodile Ransom Laws (Friday Release Valve)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2020
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
It's time for another installment of Friday Release Valve to wrap up Judge Week, including asking a former law professor about laws pertaining to crocodile ransom money! Comedians Myq Kaplan and Liz Glaser join the show to discuss that plus: formal hazmat suits, naked golf carts, and Alabama. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Heaton here guys the response to Judge Week has been tremendous |
| 0:05.4 | Thank you so much we have officially crested the 500 patron mark and left it |
| 0:10.5 | Well behind us with over 520 patrons now. It is amazing. I am thrilled. I am |
| 0:16.4 | thrilled with the quality of the podcast this week. I am so happy that people |
| 0:20.9 | were excited to get past the partisan bickering to actual thoughtful |
| 0:26.7 | understanding of how jurisprudence works. I'm thrilled. Over the weekend, I will write down |
| 0:31.7 | all the names of new patrons who signed up this week and draw one of their names who I will send a physical gavel to and call Judge in perpetuity. |
| 0:40.0 | That will be announced next week. Thank you all the listeners of the show who have |
| 0:44.0 | taken that additional step to become a patron of it. I am indebted to you. And if you were |
| 0:50.4 | already a patron of the program prior to Judge Week, |
| 0:55.0 | and you're lusting after a gavel, |
| 0:57.0 | you might still nab one without going through the hassle |
| 0:59.8 | of having to apply for a gavel license or worse hiring a black market gavel smuggler to sneak |
| 1:06.3 | you one from over the border. |
| 1:08.0 | Anyone already on Patreon who increases their support this week or next, you will be entered in a second drawing from an equally illustrious hat. |
| 1:17.0 | And someone from that will be awarded a gavel and honorary judgeship as well. |
| 1:21.0 | Many of you have already done so and I am very very |
| 1:23.5 | appreciative of that. Thank you and I'll continue that through next week so |
| 1:26.6 | you've got time. And on that note next week I will be as I am right now in |
| 1:32.0 | Oakland, California. |
| 1:34.1 | Why? |
| 1:35.1 | I'll tell you why. |
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