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Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Critical Thinking & Being A Homicide Detective

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Matt recaps the weird but uneventful presidential inauguration, shares his feelings about all the people who said and *knew* “Joe Biden will never be president” as well as the many people who STILL say and *know* “Joe Biden will never be president”, and details his new career as a cool homicide detective type of guy who closes ice-cold cases and solves long-unsolved mysteries— such as who killed JonBenet Ramsey.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Not to theia is confused. This is Mattelia

0:20.2

aka M diesel and A. M Diesel, and... And...

0:24.0

Donald Trump's not president anymore.

0:30.0

Where are all the people who told me and told the rest of the

0:35.8

fucking world that Donald Trump was still going to be president?

0:43.0

After all that nobody nobody out there by the way took my bet in which I offered any amount of money that I have or will have in the future that Donald Trump was not going to be president, not because of a prediction, but after there were facts, when chronologically it was after the election and everyone knew factually in reality

1:08.8

that Joe Biden was president. That's when I knew and made that offer for a bet out to the world that no one took me up on,

1:20.0

even though I know for a fact, I know for a fact people who thought that listen to this show.

1:27.0

I know one side of their mouth they're saying, I know for a fact that don't of the or January 20th, be sworn in for a second term.

1:42.8

And also the fucking smug, asshole, confidence that was on display with all that.

1:50.0

Throughout the episode I'm going to play some clips from MAGA people, not all of whom

1:59.7

were delusional, but many of whom are, most of whom perhaps, are delusional all the way up to

2:07.6

that absolute maximum incoherent and delusional, which we covered in the last episode which is just as delusional

2:17.1

as me beating someone up with a baseball bat breaking their legs

2:20.0

standing above them with the bloody bat and saying I did not bash your legs in and your legs are fine.

2:25.0

We are now there.

2:26.0

Everyone who is so fucking cued out,

2:31.0

not cute but cued out like Qenon.

2:39.0

They're all coming up with reasons why actually, either that was a fake inauguration, here are the things I've seen.

2:47.6

I've seen the face-off theory, I swear to God, I saw the face-off theory, which says Donald Trump and Joe Biden basically did what John Travolta and Nicholas Cage do in the movie

3:05.3

Face Off. Swear of God I fucking saw this flying around on keyboards. And so it will

3:11.5

look like Joe Biden was sworn in, but in reality it will be Donald Trump.

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